October 17, 2014 / 9:40AM 164,529 notes

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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October 17, 2014 / 9:40AM 115,976 notes
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October 17, 2014 / 9:38AM 562,994 notes

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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October 17, 2014 / 9:38AM 65 notes
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October 17, 2014 / 9:38AM 152,456 notes

surprisebitch:

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

werk

surprisebitch:

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

werk

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October 17, 2014 / 9:38AM 69,154 notes

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October 17, 2014 / 9:37AM 266,641 notes

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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October 17, 2014 / 9:37AM 874,592 notes

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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October 17, 2014 / 9:37AM 196,108 notes

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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